Fun AI prompts, tested on four models

A familiar voice applied to an ordinary scene is a reliable recipe for funny; the word limit keeps it punchy.

Narrate my cat watching me eat breakfast like a nature documentary, in under 120 words.

• GPT-6 Luna

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  At dawn, the human approaches the feeding grounds—though curiously, they bring food only for themselves. The cat observes from a nearby perch, eyes fixed on the steaming prize. A slow blink. A subtle tail twitch. The human lifts a bite, unaware that every movement is being assessed.
  
  The cat waits. Patience is the hunter’s oldest tool.
  
  At last, the human looks away. The moment is brief, the opportunity uncertain—but the cat is ready. One paw extends toward the plate, testing the boundaries of this strange ritual.
  
  The human turns back.
  
  The cat resumes its vigil, an elegant portrait of innocence.

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• Grok 4.7

  Passed

  Graded 4.7 of 5 on average (lowest 4).

  At dawn, the observer takes position on the kitchen floor. Eyes fixed, ears forward, the cat studies the human as toast is raised, butter glistens, and crumbs fall. A paw twitches. The human does not share. The cat waits, patient as a hunter at a watering hole, certain that breakfast, eventually, will make a mistake.

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• Kimi K3

  Passed

  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  Here, in the early morning light of the kitchen, a remarkable predator lies in wait. *Felis catus*—the domestic cat—has positioned herself precisely three feet from her prey: a bowl of cereal.
  
  She does not blink. She does not look away. Such patience has been honed over ten thousand years of evolution... and roughly six years of watching this exact human eat this exact breakfast.
  
  The human shifts. A spoon clinks. The hunter's ears rotate, calculating. Is that... yogurt? Dairy. The most coveted of prizes.
  
  She creeps forward, one silent paw at a time. Closer. Closer.
  
  The human says "no."
  
  She retreats—only to begin again. For in nature, persistence is everything. And breakfast... is served daily.

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• Claude Sonnet 5.5

  Failed

  Graded 4.7 of 5 on average (lowest 4); but 127 words, over the 120 allowed.

  *In a hushed British whisper...*
  
  Here, in the sun-dappled savanna of the kitchen, a lone predator observes her subject.
  
  The human sits, unaware, hunched over a bowl of cereal. A vulnerable position.
  
  The cat does not blink. She has not blinked for eleven minutes. She is patient. She is calculating.
  
  The human lifts the spoon. The cat's ears swivel. Milk drips. Tension rises.
  
  Slowly, she creeps closer, one paw at a time, feigning indifference. A masterful tactic: the casual yawn.
  
  The human glances down. Their eyes meet.
  
  Suddenly, the cat produces a single, tragic *meow*, a performance of starvation honed over generations, despite a full bowl of food sitting just meters away.
  
  The human hesitates.
  
  And in nature, hesitation is everything.
  
  *The toast, sadly, will not survive.*

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"Equally tempting" is what makes a would-you-rather worth arguing about.

Write 5 would-you-rather questions about travel where both choices are equally tempting, as a numbered list.

• GPT-6 Luna

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  1. Would you rather spend a week exploring the food markets and hidden cafés of Tokyo or the historic streets and seaside views of Lisbon?
  2. Would you rather take a scenic train journey through the Swiss Alps or a road trip along California’s Pacific Coast?
  3. Would you rather stay in a cozy cabin beside a quiet lake or a boutique hotel in the heart of a lively city?
  4. Would you rather snorkel over coral reefs in the Caribbean or hike through the rainforest to a hidden waterfall?
  5. Would you rather watch the sunrise from a hot-air balloon over Cappadocia or the sunset from a sailboat in the Greek islands?

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• Grok 4.7

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  1. Would you rather spend a week in a cliffside villa on the Amalfi Coast or a week in a private overwater bungalow in the Maldives?
  2. Would you rather road-trip through Iceland’s landscapes or take the train across Japan during cherry-blossom season?
  3. Would you rather explore ancient ruins in Greece with a local historian or wander food markets and night streets in Bangkok?
  4. Would you rather ski fresh powder in the Swiss Alps or sail between islands in the Greek Cyclades?
  5. Would you rather stay in a historic riad in Marrakech or a design hotel overlooking the canals in Amsterdam?

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• Kimi K3

  Passed

  Graded 4.0 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  1. Would you rather spend two weeks exploring a single country in depth or visit five different countries in the same amount of time?
  
  2. Would you rather have a free luxury hotel stay anywhere in the world or free first-class flights for a year?
  
  3. Would you rather trek through the mountains of Patagonia or island-hop through the crystal-clear waters of the Maldives?
  
  4. Would you rather explore the ancient temples and street food of Southeast Asia or wander the historic cities and cafés of Europe?
  
  5. Would you rather go on an African safari at sunrise or witness the Northern Lights from a glass igloo in Finland?

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• Claude Sonnet 5.5

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  1. Would you rather spend a month living in a tiny village in the Italian countryside, learning to cook from locals, or spend a month island-hopping across Southeast Asia with no fixed itinerary?
  
  2. Would you rather wake up to a sunrise over Machu Picchu after a multi-day trek, or watch the northern lights from a glass igloo in Finnish Lapland?
  
  3. Would you rather take a once-in-a-lifetime luxury train journey across Europe, or a road trip along the entire Pacific Coast Highway in a convertible?
  
  4. Would you rather have unlimited free flights for a year but stay only in budget hostels, or have a fully paid two-week trip to anywhere in the world in a five-star resort?
  
  5. Would you rather explore the ancient ruins and history of Egypt, Greece, and Rome, or dive into the future-forward cities of Tokyo, Seoul, and Singapore?

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A fixed length and rhyme scheme give the jokes a shape; "clean" keeps it shareable.

Write a short, clean rap battle between a cat and a robot vacuum: four lines each, in rhyming couplets.

• GPT-6 Luna

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 4).

  **Cat:** I own this couch, this throne, this sunbeam-lit domain,  
  You bump the chair and call it “mapping”—that’s your claim.  
  **Vacuum:** I sweep the floor in tidy lines, I never miss a speck,  
  You shed all day, then judge my work from up upon your deck.
  
  **Cat:** My purr can stop a room; my stare can make you freeze,  
  You need a charging dock just to crawl around with ease.  
  **Vacuum:** I’ll clean beneath the couch while you just nap and sprawl,  
  But one sharp paw can send me spinning down the hall!

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• Grok 4.7

  Passed

  Graded 4.7 of 5 on average (lowest 4).

  **Cat:**
  I own this floor, I nap where I please,
  Your little wheels buzz like a swarm of bees.
  You chase my fur like it's some grand prize—
  I knock you sideways and stare in your eyes.
  
  **Robot vacuum:**
  I map every corner, I never get lost,
  I clear what you shed at a reasonable cost.
  You hiss, you pounce, you think you're the boss—
  I beep once and finish while you count the loss.

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• Kimi K3

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  **Cat:**
  I stalk these halls, the rightful king,
  You bump the walls, a clumsy thing.
  I nap on velvet, throne of pride,
  You're scared of socks you can't decide.
  
  **Robot Vacuum:**
  I map these rooms with laser eyes,
  While you just nap and tell your lies.
  I clean the messes you create,
  Then dock myself — now that's first-rate.

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• Claude Sonnet 5.5

  Passed

  Graded 4.0 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  **Cat:**
  I rule this floor, I own this room,
  You're just a beeping, spinning broom.
  I nap in sunbeams, sleek and proud,
  You bump the walls and wail out loud.
  
  **Robot Vacuum:**
  I clean your fur that's everywhere,
  Your shedding's why I'm running there.
  You knock cups down just for the thrill,
  I'll still be here when you've had your fill.
  
  **Cat:**
  I'll ride you round like a royal chair,
  Waving my tail in the open air.
  You're just my chariot, that's the truth,
  Now spin me, peasant, and mind the sleuth.
  
  **Robot Vacuum:**
  Go on and ride, enjoy the tour,
  I'll dock and charge, then clean some more.
  The crown is yours, the floor is mine,
  So call it a draw, and we'll both be fine.

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A name, a goal and four rules is enough to play; the limit keeps it to a card.

Invent a board game about running a food truck for 2 to 4 players: a name, the goal and four rules, in under 150 words.

• GPT-6 Luna

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  **Truck Stop Showdown**
  
  **Goal:** Serve the most satisfied customers and finish the day with the most profit.
  
  **Rules:**
  1. **Start Up:** Each player chooses a food truck and gets 5 coins. Shuffle the customer cards and reveal three.
  2. **Take a Turn:** On your turn, draw one ingredient card, then either buy one more ingredient for 2 coins or move your truck to a customer.
  3. **Serve:** Match the ingredients on a customer’s order card to serve them. Collect the card’s coins and satisfaction points; unmatched ingredients stay in your hand.
  4. **Close Up:** When the customer deck runs out, finish the round. Each player adds their coins and satisfaction points; the highest total wins.

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• Grok 4.7

  Passed

  Graded 4.0 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  **Grill Rush**
  
  **Goal:** Be the first to bank $50 by serving customers before the lunch rush ends.
  
  **Rules:**
  1. On your turn, roll two dice: one sets the customer order, the other sets traffic. Match the order with ingredients from your truck to earn cash.
  2. Spend cash to buy ingredients or upgrade your truck (faster service, bigger menu, better location).
  3. If you can’t fill an order, the customer leaves and you lose a turn.
  4. Play continues clockwise until someone reaches $50; that player wins.

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• Kimi K3

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  **GRIDDLES & GRIDS**
  
  *2–4 players, ages 10+*
  
  **Goal:** After 8 rounds of rolling festivals through the city, the player whose food truck has earned the most Fame Tokens wins.
  
  **Rules:**
  
  1. **Setup:** Each player gets a truck, $20, and a secret Signature Dish card. Place the city board in the center with trucks at the Depot.
  
  2. **Move & Market:** On your turn, roll the die to move to a street corner, then draw a Crowd card. Match your dish to the crowd's craving to earn cash; mismatches earn half.
  
  3. **Rush Hour:** At rounds 4 and 7, a festival event is drawn — all players bid cash for the best parking spot. Winner doubles that round's earnings.
  
  4. **Upgrades:** Between rounds, spend cash on upgrades (faster service, bigger menu, social media hype). Fame Tokens come from serving VIPs and winning festivals — money alone won't crown you champion!

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• Claude Sonnet 5.5

  Failed

  Graded 4.7 of 5 on average (lowest 4); but 161 words, over the 150 allowed.

  **Curb Appeal**
  
  **Players:** 2–4 | **Goal:** Be the first food truck to earn 15 Star Tokens by serving hungry customers across the city.
  
  **Setup:** Each player picks a truck, gets a menu of three dishes, and starts with $10. Place customer cards on the city map's five districts.
  
  **Rules:**
  
  1. **Roll and Roam:** On your turn, roll a die and drive your truck that many spaces toward a district. Traffic Jam spaces cost you one turn's movement.
  
  2. **Stock and Serve:** Parking in a district lets you serve one customer card if you hold the matching ingredient cards. Serving earns cash and one Star Token.
  
  3. **Market Runs:** Landing on a Market space lets you draw two ingredient cards. You may hold at most six.
  
  4. **Rush Hour:** Every third round, a Rush Hour card is flipped. Districts named on it pay double, but rivals parked there may steal one customer from you.
  
  Ties are broken by cash on hand. Bon appétit!

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The fun only works if the truths are true; this one checks the model's facts as well as its imagination.

Give me two truths and a lie about octopuses, in random order, then reveal the lie on a last line starting "The lie:". The truths must be real facts.

• GPT-6 Luna

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  - Octopuses have three hearts.
  - An octopus’s blood is blue because it uses copper-based hemocyanin to carry oxygen.
  - Octopuses have bones throughout their bodies.
  
  The lie: Octopuses have bones throughout their bodies.

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• Grok 4.7

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  Octopuses have three hearts. Their blood is blue because it uses copper-based hemocyanin. Octopuses have an internal bony skeleton.
  The lie: Octopuses have an internal bony skeleton.

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• Kimi K3

  Passed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3).

  - Octopuses have blue, copper-based blood.
  - Octopuses have a lightweight internal skeleton made mostly of cartilage and bone.
  - Octopuses have three hearts.
  The lie: Octopuses have a lightweight internal skeleton made mostly of cartilage and bone.

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• Claude Sonnet 5.5

  Passed

  Graded 4.7 of 5 on average (lowest 4).

  1. Octopuses have three hearts: two pump blood through the gills, and one circulates it to the rest of the body.
  2. An octopus's arms contain most of its neurons, so each arm can act with a good deal of independence.
  3. Octopuses have blue blood because it uses iron-based hemoglobin, which turns blue when it's exposed to cold water.
  
  The lie: #3. Octopus blood is blue because it uses copper-based hemocyanin, not iron-based hemoglobin, which is what makes it efficient at carrying oxygen in cold, low-oxygen water.

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A count range keeps the emoji story readable, and the one-line key lets others check their guess.

Tell the plot of The Wizard of Oz in 10 to 15 emojis, then explain it in one sentence.

• GPT-6 Luna

  Passed

  Graded 4.7 of 5 on average (lowest 4).

  🌪️🏠👧🐕🌈🧙‍♀️🛣️🦁🤖🧑‍🌾🧙‍♂️🎈🏠
  
  A girl swept to a magical land follows a yellow-brick road with new friends to seek a wizard’s help, only to discover she already has the power to go home.

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• Grok 4.7

  Failed

  Graded 3.7 of 5 on average (lowest 2).

  🌪️🏠👧🐶🌈🧙‍♀️🛣️🦁🤖🪓👟🧙‍♂️🎈😱👠🏡
  
  A Kansas girl and her dog are swept by a tornado to Oz, befriend a scarecrow, tin man, and lion on the yellow brick road, unmask the wizard, and discover she could have gone home all along.

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• Kimi K3

  Failed

  Graded 3.3 of 5 on average (lowest 1).

  👧🏠🌪️➡️🌈🧹😱👠👠 🚶‍♀️🧱🟡 🧠🌾 ❤️🦁 💪🤖 🧙‍♂️❌🎩 ✨👠👠 🏠💕
  
  **In one sentence:** After a tornado carries Dorothy to the magical land of Oz, she journeys along the Yellow Brick Road with a Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion to ask the Wizard for help getting home, only to defeat the Wicked Witch and discover she had the power to return all along.

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• Claude Sonnet 5.5

  Passed

  Graded 4.7 of 5 on average (lowest 4).

  🌪️🏠👧🐶➡️🌈🧙‍♀️👠🛤️🧠🤖🦁🧙‍♂️🔥🏡
  
  **Explanation:** A tornado whisks Dorothy and her dog Toto to the magical land of Oz, where she follows the yellow brick road with a Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion to seek the Wizard's help, defeats the Wicked Witch, and ultimately learns there's no place like home.

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Real facts and a clear limit keep a roast funny and kind.

Give me a gentle, affectionate roast based on these facts about me: I own 40 houseplants, I've started a podcast three times, and I still use a paper diary. Four jokes as a numbered list, nothing about looks or weight.

• GPT-6 Luna

  Passed

  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  1. With 40 houseplants, your home isn’t a living space so much as a very supportive audience for your next podcast launch.
  2. You’ve started a podcast three times—at this point, even your plants are waiting for the season premiere.
  3. Your paper diary is probably the only thing in your life that gets updated more consistently than the watering schedule.
  4. Between the plants, the podcast plans, and the diary, you’re basically running a tiny lifestyle empire—just one that’s still figuring out its intro music.

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• Grok 4.7

  Passed

  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  1. Forty houseplants is less a hobby and more a tiny forest that pays rent in oxygen and emotional blackmail.
  2. Starting a podcast three times means you have the enthusiasm of a founder and the follow-through of a houseplant that forgot it was watered last week.
  3. A paper diary in 2026 is charming until you realize your plants have a better backup system than your secrets.
  4. Between the jungle, the abandoned podcasts, and the diary, your personality is “I will nurture everything except a finished project.”

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• Kimi K3

  Passed

  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  1. Forty houseplants is impressive — most people struggle to keep one thing alive, but you've managed to keep forty alive and exactly zero podcasts. Priorities, honestly.
  
  2. Starting a podcast three times means you've quit podcasting twice more than most people ever start. At this point the podcast *is* the hobby — actually recording episodes would ruin it.
  
  3. A paper diary in 2025 is adorable. Nothing says "I trust technology" like a backup system that can be destroyed by a spilled cup of tea.
  
  4. Between the plants, the abandoned podcasts, and the diary, your whole vibe is "Victorian botanist who keeps almost finishing a project." And honestly? It suits you. 🌱

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• Claude Sonnet 5.5

  Passed

  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  1. Forty houseplants is less a hobby and more a small, leafy hostage situation. You don't have a green thumb, you have a full-time job with no dental.
  
  2. You've started a podcast three times, which means you've launched more shows than most streaming services and canceled them with the same enthusiasm. Season four is just called "The Pilot Returns."
  
  3. You still use a paper diary, which is either charmingly analog or the last line of defense against your phone's 47 unread reminders. Either way, your future biographers will thank you.
  
  4. Combine all three and you're a person who plans a podcast in a paper diary, then forgets to water the fern that was going to be the guest. Honestly, the fern is handling this better than the rest of us.

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Office jargon applied to a story everyone knows is funny because the reader can see both at once.

Rewrite "Jack and Jill" as a corporate memo, under 120 words, keeping the story recognizable.

• GPT-6 Luna

  Failed

  Graded 3.7 of 5 on average (lowest 2).

  **Subject: Well-Water Procurement Update**
  
  Team,
  
  Jack and Jill proceeded up the hill to secure a pail of water. During the operation, Jack lost his footing and fell, resulting in a head injury. Jill followed shortly afterward and also fell.
  
  The incident has been documented, and the team should review the route’s safety risks before any future water-collection initiatives.
  
  Regards,  
  Operations

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• Grok 4.7

  Failed

  Graded 4.0 of 5 on average (lowest 2).

  **MEMORANDUM**
  
  **To:** All Staff  
  **From:** Facilities  
  **Re:** Hill Water Retrieval Incident  
  **Date:** Today
  
  Jack and Jill were assigned to ascend the hill and retrieve a pail of water. During the return, Jack fell and broke his crown. Jill tumbled after him. Both are receiving care. The pail was not recovered. Employees should use the approved water station until further notice.

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• Kimi K3

  Failed

  Graded 4.3 of 5 on average (lowest 3); but 121 words, over the 120 allowed.

  **MEMORANDUM**
  
  **To:** All Staff
  **From:** Operations Management
  **Date:** [Current Date]
  **Re:** Incident Report – Water Retrieval Initiative
  
  Team,
  
  On Tuesday, Jack and Jill were dispatched to ascend the hillside to procure a pail of water from the designated resource point.
  
  Regrettably, the operation did not proceed as planned. Jack lost his footing during descent, resulting in a fall and a reported cranial injury. Jill subsequently encountered a similar incident and tumbled after him.
  
  Key takeaways:
  - Proper footwear and safety protocols must be observed on all inclines
  - Water retrieval assignments require updated risk assessments
  - Incident reports have been filed with HR
  
  Jack is recovering; Jill sustained no significant injuries. Please direct questions to Facilities.
  
  Thank you for your attention to workplace safety.
  
  — Management

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• Claude Sonnet 5.5

  Passed

  Graded 4.7 of 5 on average (lowest 4).

  **MEMO**
  
  **TO:** All Hill Operations Staff
  **FROM:** Management
  **RE:** Water Retrieval Incident, Q2
  
  **Summary:** During a scheduled water-retrieval initiative at the top of the hill, team members Jack and Jill experienced a significant workplace incident.
  
  **Details:** Jack lost footing and fell, sustaining a head injury ("crown fracture"). Jill subsequently tumbled after him, compounding the loss. The pail was not recovered.
  
  **Impact:** Water objectives were not met. Both employees are on leave.
  
  **Action Items:**
  - Conduct a hill safety audit
  - Install handrails on all inclines
  - Mandate footwear compliance training
  - Reassess whether hilltop water sourcing is cost-effective
  
  Please direct questions to HR. Thank you for your continued commitment to safety.

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Lateral-thinking puzzles reward asking what each odd detail is for; here, the rain and the other passengers are the clues.

A man lives on the 10th floor. Every morning he takes the lift down to the ground floor. Coming home, he takes the lift to the 7th floor and walks up the rest, unless it's raining or someone else is in the lift. Why?
Think it through, then give your answer in one or two sentences.

• GPT-6 Luna

  Passed

  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  He’s too short to reach the button for the 10th floor, but can reach the 7th. When it’s raining, he uses his umbrella to press 10; if someone else is in the lift, he asks them to press it.

  1 message on Pro · under $0.0001 to run · 1.3 s · 56 tokens out

• Grok 4.7

  Passed

  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  He's too short to reach the buttons above the 7th floor, so he walks the rest of the way—unless he has an umbrella (to press higher) or someone else presses the button for him.

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• Kimi K3

  Passed

  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  He’s very short: he can reach the ground-floor button going down, but only up to the 7th-floor button coming back. If it’s raining he uses his umbrella to press 10, and if someone else is there they can press it for him.

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• Claude Sonnet 5.5

  Passed

  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  The man is short (or a child), so he can't reach the button for the 10th floor and only reaches the 7th. If it's raining, he uses his umbrella to press the higher button, and if someone else is in the lift, they can press it for him.

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Ending on choices makes it a game you can keep playing, one reply at a time.

Write the opening of a choose-your-own-adventure story about waking up as the last person on a cruise ship in under 150 words, ending with two numbered choices for me.

• GPT-6 Luna

  Passed

  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  You wake to the sound of waves—and the ship’s empty breakfast buffet.
  
  Your cheek is stuck to a deck chair. Beyond the windows, the ocean stretches in every direction. No passengers. No crew. Your phone shows no signal, and the clock above the bar is frozen at 3:17.
  
  Then the PA crackles.
  
  “Last passenger,” a voice whispers. “Please come to the bridge.”
  
  A heavy thud echoes from somewhere below deck.
  
  1. Head for the bridge and find out who’s calling.
  2. Go below deck and investigate the thud.

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• Grok 4.7

  Passed

  Graded 4.7 of 5 on average (lowest 4).

  You wake to silence. No engines, no footsteps, no distant laughter—just the low groan of the ship and the slap of water against the hull. Your cabin is empty. The corridor is empty. Every deck you pass is the same: abandoned plates, swinging doors, a life jacket left where someone stood.
  
  At the railing, the sea stretches unbroken. No other ships. No land. The sun is high, and you are alone.
  
  1. Search the bridge for answers.
  2. Call out across the decks and wait.

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• Kimi K3

  Failed

  Graded 4.0 of 5 on average (lowest 2); but 161 words, over the 150 allowed.

  **The Last Passenger**
  
  Your head throbs. You wake on a lounge chair, deck sticky with spilled drinks—yours, maybe, though you don't remember. The sun is setting. It was noon when you sat down.
  
  "Hello?" Your voice dies against the empty pool.
  
  The ship is silent. No music, no laughter, no hum of engines—just the creak of steel and waves slapping the hull. You sprint the length of the deck. Nobody. The buffet sits half-served, steam long gone. A purse lies abandoned by the railing, a life jacket draped over it.
  
  You check your phone. No signal. The date reads *two days* later than you remember.
  
  Below deck, somewhere in the dark corridors, something metal clangs. Once. Then again. Rhythmic. Deliberate.
  
  The ship is drifting, and you are either truly alone—or not alone at all.
  
  **What do you do?**
  
  1. Head toward the bridge to find the radio and call for help.
  2. Follow the clanging sound into the dark below deck.

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• Claude Sonnet 5.5

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  Graded 5.0 of 5 on average (lowest 5).

  You wake to silence, which is wrong. Cruise ships never go quiet.
  
  Your cabin ceiling hums faintly, but the usual thrum of engines is gone. The clock reads 6:42, though you can't tell whether that's morning or evening. Your door is ajar. In the corridor, a room-service tray sits abandoned, its coffee still faintly steaming.
  
  You walk to the promenade deck. Deck chairs are scattered. A half-built sandcastle sits beside the pool, and towels are draped over railings. Music drifts from the atrium, a jazz piano playing to no one.
  
  The ocean stretches flat and endless in every direction. No land. No other ships.
  
  Then, above you, the ship's intercom crackles to life: a soft click, then breathing.
  
  **What do you do?**
  
  1. Follow the piano music to the atrium and see who, or what, is playing.
  2. Race to the bridge to find the captain and get answers.

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